1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is pretty, other dogs don’t hate it.
4. Dogs don’t notice …
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he is pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks: “Have you been drinking Sir?”
“Why?” asks the man, “Was I all over the road?”
“No” replies the Officer, “You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that made me suspicious.”
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GIRL’S DIARY
Sunday 11th May 2003. Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought …
TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS:
Man Law Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new “Drive-thru” cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To …
It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did …
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten …
I just recently came across a story in a newspaper about a woman fainting in a supermarket. Why and how you ask? She fainted because of pleasure if you can believe that. This 33 year …
Upon hearing about her 95 year old grandfathers passing away Jenny went to her grandmothers house to visit. When Jenny asked granny how her grandfather died she replied ” He had a heart attack while …
An elderly man goes to confessional and confesses to a priest.
Man: I am 92 years old and have a wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up to college …
Here are some quotes to think about:
1. Never go to a doctors whose office plants have died.
2. One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at …
This here is a story about luck and coincidence An amazing story about an email done wrong. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a icy winter. They planned to …
Here are 14 “DO NOTS” for your next job interview. Sad to say people actually don’t follow these few simple common sense rules.
1. Do not be late
2. Do not put ur feet on the desk
3. …
